Dressing up like assholes, dancing like assholes, it's a great time.35. If it's cheesy, you can make fun of it, which will bring you closer. Or make your own show (if you live in a state where it's legal).98. It's like going on a long drive, except on the water.99. Why be naked together in the comfort of your own home when you can be naked in front of a bunch of strangers? This is all the fun of having a dog without taking one home and having to pick up its poop! Seamless them a dinner order you think they'll love. No telling until they both arrive and you've gotta eat it no matter what! Go shopping and each buy the other something you've been dying for them to try. This could be laughably terrible, or you could find some really cool off-the-radar films. There's always something — tattoos, comics, music, etc. See if something interesting is around and grab tickets for a day. "Hmm, this one tastes slightly less gross than that one.
It's like you're 16 again with no curfew and you actually know what you're doing.31. Because everything is fun when you're high on whatever comes out of a hookah.32. As long as you're not there just picking up groceries, it's a pretty cute date.33. There's booze, there's food, and you just woke up next to each other.
Otherwise they have to pay for your meal, and that's mean.79. Take a tour around a local lake with a paddleboat.80.
It's going to be hours and you need the company.83.
You're helping animals and spending quality time.86. The only date where you can actually make money.87.
You might not call this a date, but getting through this together will make or break your relationship.92.