Plentyoffish dating forums are a place to meet singles and get dating advice or share dating experiences etc.Hopefully you will all have fun meeting singles and try out this online dating thing...Earth is the insane asylum for the universe AND my favorite....... Thankshere a fewno one listening to you till you make a mistake!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Beav practiced on Wally with this one,"Hey Wally is that your face or are you just breaking it in for a monkey? Never give up hope on your dreams..gives you something to do while rolling joints.2. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. if we aren`t so supposed to eat animals, Why are they made with meat????? laugh alone and the world thinks your an idiot......tongue: WORK...... I'm only a social drinker but I smoke crack like a motherf.u.c.k.e.r.3me someone who has a loathing for the general public and I'll show you someone who works retail.4. If you love someone,set them free,if they come back they're yours,if they don't call them at 3am when your drunk.7. I am looking for a little piece and quiet,just give me a piece and then I'll be quiet! The trouble with life is there's no background music.You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead! I shouldn't tell you this one cuz I'm female..I still think its funny. Please standby..next intelligent word out of my mouth may be coming out shortly.12. The trouble with political jokes is they usually get elected. Women are like phones - -they love to be held and talked to, but if you push the wrong button - - -you're CUT OFF !
He says, "Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. " Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present.
I gave them to your mother and told her to try them on, which she did.
They were huge on her and she said that she couldn’t wear them because they were too large.
I may be fat,but you're ugly and I can always lose weight.5.
The Web is an amazing source of information, but it's also the butt of many jokes for TV actors, film stars, and politicians.