The pairing: Susan (30s) and Josh (12)OK, here's the thing — when Susan sleeps with Josh, he's in the body of Tom Hanks.But on the inside, Josh is still a 12-year-old, and that does put a damper on the relationship.
The two of you can right away be on your own without our translation services.
“We can say that 40% of our Latina women have a perfect knowledge of the English language.”“60% speak some English.”“Many of these Hispanic women speak some English.”“About half the women speak some English.”“About 45% of the Latin ladies in our agency speak and write English fluently.”“15 to 30 percent of the Latin women speak a little English.”“Most Colombian women speak enough English to get things started.”“Romance is a universal language.” All this is true to the extent that when you order a margarita you´re speaking some Spanish too.
The truth is that very few Colombian women know any English at all, which is why we provide an accurate two-way translation service for both telephone conversations and written correspondence.
The pairing: Humbert Humbert (40s) and Lolita (12)Ah, the classic age-inappropriate romance.
Lolita is the definitive fictional example of the young girl and the much older man — after all these years, it's still intensely creepy.