Truth So I tried really hard to avoid any questions or answers that had writing or images either Photoshopped or Painted onto the photo but I couldn’t find the original question this answer went with and I could not pass up posing it. They’re just so tiny and they don’t understand logic. With that said, if a child hands me a toy phone, I answer it without hesitation because there is some sort of unspoken rule that says you have to.
I have thought this very same thing so many times while browsing Yahoo Answers. Of course, the first answer does raise a good point but what if it turns out it isn’t a phone at all. Saying “meow” to someone could mean a lot of different things. It could mean you think someone is being catty and mean.
This butterflies in the stomach question is a good example of that. I can understand someone asking about dumb rumors but the answer?
That has to be one of the dumbest rumors I’ve ever heard.
If they have four legs, a tail and are covered in fur, they’re a cat and you need to lay off the acid. Sometimes a long, drawn out, overly complicated question does not require a long, drawn out, overly complicated answer. The title of the question really said everything that needed to be said and the poster who offered the best answer hit on that immediately. Stop wasting your time on your “future husband” and focus on finding someone who, ya know, actually wants to be with you. Seriously though, most Leap Babies celebrate their birthday on February 28th or March 1st. Kids freak me out and I seem to be missing whatever part of the brain turns adults into piles of mush when they see babies. I think the poster who took on this question answered it perfectly.
Regardless, when I saw this question had been posed, I knew for certain at least one of the answers would be “I’ll tell you later”. Remember earlier when I posted the rather angry answer from a poster who was a wee bit upset with the number of “Am I pregnant” questions on Yahoo Answers? If my husband’s status suddenly changed to widowed, I’d definitely be concerned. Time for a little too much information but I was one of the first girls in my class to have Aunt Flow come to town and I was 14. Real people asking real questions and getting answers from other real people but in all honesty, I think we could all see how it could go horribly wrong.Any time a large group of people gathers in the same place on the internet, there are bound to be problems.The Name Game I really want to believe the original poster was trolling but I’m just not convinced that’s the case.There are far too many people out there who name their kids outlandishly bizarre things. If you’re coming up with names for your baby girl and naming her after a fish is the best you can do, perhaps you’re not ready to be a parent. “Prawn for your spawn” made me laugh far harder than it should have.It’s absolutely insane to me that so many people are posting these “am I pregnant” questions on a site like Yahoo Answers and expect to get confirmation or denials. We can’t go by some vague list of symptoms and give you a diagnosis. What if telemarketers have grown wise to the “can’t turn down a phone from a child” deal and have started hiring legions of toddlers to get you on the line? It could mean you believe you’re a cat and speak as such.Is someone is saying meow to you, it’s important to consider the context. Growing up, I had a friend born on February 29th and on her 16th birthday we joked that she was only 4 years old.Did the original poster really believe You Tube sent camera crews to film all of the videos on the site? One of Life’s Great Mysteries I love this question because as the poster says, I’m pretty sure this one has crossed all of our minds at one point or another. Punny and Funny There is no way the original poster was serious … Although I don’t need to “paws” for thought on this one. Seriously, there is no healthy way to lose that much weight in such a small amount of time. We Kid The Biebs First, there is no possible way the original poster was being serious.It’s ridiculous of course but it’s just one of those things you sometimes find yourself wondering in the wee hours of the morning. I’m Certain that is the Correct Answer I’m guessing the original poster was looking for one of the following: What the original poster got instead was absolutely perfect. I’m willing to bet he (or maybe she) was trolling to get an answer much like the one chosen as the best answer by voters.Sure, I love milk but who was sitting around one day thinking, I bet if I tug on that cow’s utter for a while something delicious will come out. What is another word for when you know you’re right? I’m not a Justin Bieber fan myself but I don’t think his fans have sustained blows to the head. This question made me laugh simply because I’m not a kid person.Even so, the answer had just the right tone and just the right wording to make me laugh out loud so I had to include it on the list. I don’t know how to talk to them and quite frankly, they freak me out.